Academically Ineligible

Things go horribly wrong in West Lafayette for one of our podcasters along with their team, but at least they were able to drink a lot of free beer and eat a lot of questionable pizza. We found out NC State wasn’t quite ready for the spotlight, and Wazzu might be for real? Lots of Fireball was consumed either way. We talk about the dumbest rivalry in CFB, the Worlds Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. It’s dumb because the results rarely make any sense. Dumb things happen, like the whole team dancing in the end zone after a TD, or a defensive coordinator giving a choke sign to a Gator kicker in an attempt to ice him. And now he’s the defensive coordinator of the Gators! See? Dumb!

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We can’t believe it’s been 60 episodes already.. We talk about all of last week’s upsets, Andrew gives us a preview of the historic showdown of Ohio State going to West Lafayette to take on the Boilermakers, how Dantonio might have a shot this weekend against Michigan, and answer some listener questions.

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We’re down a host this week, but we do have a section for his picks so don’t be sad. Notre Dame was not intimidated by Metallica. Michigan State somehow lost to Northwestern? We talk about next week’s games and answer listener questions.

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The boys watched a little ASMR on Twitch to get in the mood prior to recording, so that may have influenced our topics a little this week. We’re sorry. But really, that’s some weird stuff. Sunshine almost got destroyed last week, but Clemson did get their revenge on Syracuse. Not much else really happened. Oh yeah, Penn State ran a draw on 4th and 5 after calling two timeouts. It didn’t work.

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Andrew has a bit of technical difficulties, as did Va Tech and Oklahoma. We apologize for what will probably not sound great in the middle, but bear with us please. We talk about Ohio State visiting State College this weekend and all the other important games.

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We talk about week 3 and how every supermarket in Ohio has an S added to the end of the name by the native Ope’rs. Week 3 got a little weird, not that weird, but a little. Kansas has a 2 game winning streak! Florida State is really bad! Tua is winning the September Heisman!

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We’re #talkinbouttheNoles this week as well as things not going well for Sumlin in his first year at Arizona. Stay safe with Hurricane Florence approaching. We also talk about other games from week 2 as well as the upcoming Turd of the Century with Rutgers at Kansas (don’t watch that). We think about taking prop bets for how many times Gary Patterson will change his shirt during the OSU vs TCU game at Jerrah World.

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Happy week 2 of college football. Last week we crowned a new Heisman winner, so congrats to Tua for that. We found out that Texas is back, LSU is back, and apparently South Carolina is back where they’ve never been before.

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College football is back and we are pretty happy about it. Pay not attention to the fact that most of these games are pretty bad. We’re just glad it’s back. There are some good ones out there.

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We discuss the ex A&M player alleging improprieties at his former school, we discuss the BREAKING NEWS that Urban Meyer has been suspended for 3 games, and we do conference pick ’ems. Next week we have real football.

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